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"Oops..."

Chanting...chanting..."HHmmm...was that supposed to be an 'and' or an 'or'? Oh, well.."

Casts See Invisible: "RRRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!....."

Well, you get the idea

Klaatu varata nicto

Prince Artemis wrote:Klaatu varata nicto

*charging villains/CS soldiers/what ever* - magic user: "I would cast Annhilition ball if I have any strength left".

bigbobsr6000 wrote:

Prince Artemis wrote:Klaatu varata nicto

Thank you, I'm glad someone got it

Prince Artemis wrote:

bigbobsr6000 wrote:

Prince Artemis wrote:Klaatu varata nicto

Thank you, I'm glad someone got it

He wasn't the only one. How about this one:

Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha

(for some reason, a fog seem to appear . . . . . .)

well how about .. after completing about 75% of the spell .. the mage in question says 'oh **** i think i did that wrong .. oh man i just blew my PPE for forgetting where i was ... uhh .. who am i again?'

Malakai wrote:

Prince Artemis wrote:

bigbobsr6000 wrote:

Prince Artemis wrote:Klaatu varata nicto

Thank you, I'm glad someone got it

He wasn't the only one. How about this one:

Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha

(for some reason, a fog seem to appear . . . . . .)

...and some dude with a gotee and polished silver skull-cap comes walking out of said fog, looking REALLY annoyed.

"I am GOD here!"
after he / she picks up that weird black-leather bound book with the creepy faces tooled into the leatherwork.

chance handler wrote:"I attack the darkness"

...snip

*smirks*

Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!

"Hmm now was that 'Alakazam' or was it 'Pyro-sephereis'?...can never get that last part right."

(Camera pans over to behind the mage...pair of smoking boots from the poor fighter who has just been call lightning'd and fire-ball'd)

oh my ...

The caster dons a bright yellow full length hooded cloak.
"Okay, now I am ready."

"I never was good any good at throwing things," he says while holding a Sphere of Annihilation in the midst of your own party.

".... and now that I've completed the hex
open the rift to dimmension .... Wait, where are we going again?"

"Dammit!!

I always get my 'Protect the Group From Harm' Spell mixed up with my 'Summon Hungry, Insane Monstrosity' Spell when we're under heavy fire like we are right now!!"

[While crossing his fingers behind his back]
"Don't worry, I do this all time."

"That's weird, Summon Vampires doesn't mention anything about controlling them... oh well, must be a type-o."

Prince Artemis wrote:Klaatu varata nicto

"Klatuu....Veratta....nih-*cough-cough-cough*...."

MrGiggles wrote:Hastur, Hastur, Hastur?

It summons an Old One in CoC.

The Beast wrote:

MrGiggles wrote:Hastur, Hastur, Hastur?

It summons an Old One in CoC.

Hence my previous post of:

The caster dons a bright yellow full-length hooded cloak.
"Okay, now I am ready."

Yellow Sign? The King in Yellow?

No one got it.

bigbobsr6000 wrote:

The Beast wrote:

MrGiggles wrote:Hastur, Hastur, Hastur?

It summons an Old One in CoC.

Hence my previous post of:

The caster dons a bright yellow full-length hooded cloak.
"Okay, now I am ready."

Yellow Sign? The King in Yellow?

No one got it.

It's been years since I played the game.

***In the midst of sudden, unexpected combat***

"Damnit....I just KNEW that I shouldn't have expended all of my remaining PPE in order to create a Hot Bath for myself...."

Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows...

How about: "Harlem! Harlem! You wanted to go to Harlem! Are you sure you didn't say Hades? I swear someone said Hades!"

The Beast wrote:Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows...

Shadow_otm wrote:

The Beast wrote:Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows...

"Darkness beyond blackest pitch,
deeper than the deepest night..."

*cues the dramatice music*


Dragon SLAVE[[/b]

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:

Shadow_otm wrote:

The Beast wrote:Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows...

"Darkness beyond blackest pitch,
deeper than the deepest night..."

Does this end...


Dragon SLAVE!!!!

Shadow_otm quote is the start of Giga Slave the most destructive spell from Slayers.

Dragon Slav
"Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows; buried in the flow of time; in Thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Those who oppose us shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!!"


Giga Slav
"Darkness beyond blackest pitch, deeper than the deepest night! Lord of Darkness, shining like gold upon the Sea of Chaos, I call upon thee, swear myself to thee! Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess! GIGA SLAVE!!"

Shawn Merrow wrote:

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:

Shadow_otm wrote:

The Beast wrote:Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows...

"Darkness beyond blackest pitch,
deeper than the deepest night..."

Does this end...


Dragon SLAVE!!!!

Shadow_otm quote is the start of Giga Slave the most destructive spell from Slayers.

Dragon Slav
"Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows; buried in the flow of time; in Thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Those who oppose us shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!!"


Giga Slav
"Darkness beyond blackest pitch, deeper than the deepest night! Lord of Darkness, shining like gold upon the Sea of Chaos, I call upon thee, swear myself to thee! Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess! GIGA SLAVE!!"

Either one means your bad day's about to get worse.

the thing i dont ever want to hear is.....

Godling technowizard says "i got me a new gun ^_^, wanna see?"

mind you it has an unusually large barrel and i know he was talking about the annihilation spell the other day

"I dont have 'Impervious to Energy'"

Asks of the Mage as he is casting Teleport: "Where are we going?"

Mage: "I don't Kno...." BLINK....all gone.

bigbobsr6000 wrote:Asks of the Mage as he is casting Teleport: "Where are we going?"

Mage: "I don't Kno...." BLINK....all gone.

casts redirect

"You want me to do what?"

Rift Jumper wrote:Tantir-ah-mis-trobeen-ha-zar-ta Tantir-man-ov-mis-hazen-sober. Kanda! Kanda! Kanda!


(Now, where is it from?)

Evil Dead
Book of the Dead. Writers: Sam Raimi


He turns the machine on. The passage continues.
VOICE
Tantir-ah-mis-trobeen-ha-zar-ta
33 EN - CAB
As the tape plays, all natural sounds from the forest
die out, and the autumn colors in the trees fade to a
gloomy grey.
34 IN - M.R.
VOICE
Tantir-man-ov-mis-hazen-sober.
All eyes except CHERYL's turn to the window.
35 EN - CAB
Outside, clouds roll in from the east, thunder booms in
the distance, and as the wind picks up, it begins to rain.
36 IN - M.R.
VOICE
Kanda!
37 EN - CAB
A section of ground deep within the woods begins to crack,
and opens. Smoke seeps out from within, as if some evil
force was now being unleashed.
38 IN - M.R.
CHERYL
(In a whisper) Shut it off.
VOICE
Kanda!
39 EN - CAB
The winds howl, and blackbirds fly from their nests,
screaming.
40 IN - M.R.
CHERYL
(Louder now) Shut it off.
ASHLY, hearing her for the first time, turns from the
window to CHERYL. She is overwhealmed with fear.
VOICE
Kanda!
41 EN - CAB
A bolt of lightning strikes very near and its thunder
crash is deafening.



So, what do I win?

Evil Dead Fan.

Rift Jumper wrote:My Astonishment that someone actually found the answer.

Its easy with Google.

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:

Rift Jumper wrote:My Astonishment that someone actually found the answer.

Its easy with Google.

Or on a forum with a bunch of Evil Dead fans.

Actually knew about it then used Yahoo search to find the script that referenced it.

"I cast Magic Missi--oh, wait, sorry, wrong system."

"I walk up to (insert Big-Bad here) & Intimidate."

"Oh drat! I knew I should have brought that last pouch!"

"What do they mean, 'geek the mage first'?!"

"Oh suuuuure, *NOW* you want me to start casting! 'Travel light, we won't be needing all those heavy spell-books," you said!"

Laundry day, I am out of PPE, sorry.

rc wrote:"Someone on the forum said this should work....."

That's from the GM thread. I thought it would apply even more so here.

bigbobsr6000 wrote:Laundry day, I am out of PPE, sorry.

I can see it now.... "Wizard Bob's Laundry Matt: We get your cloths clean while you wait."

Or Wizard Bob sub-contracts to other clothes cleaners, making everyone a tidy profit, and so he doesn't get lynched.

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:

bigbobsr6000 wrote:Laundry day, I am out of PPE, sorry.

I can see it now.... "Wizard Bob's Laundry Matt: We get your cloths clean while you wait."

Or Wizard Bob sub-contracts to other clothes cleaners, making everyone a tidy profit, and so he doesn't get lynched.

"Just utilizing the fine arts of Necromancy doesn't make a bad guy...really...I mean it..."

Well with my game group the thing they never want here the mage say is...

"Hello, I am called Damian Magecraft."
(my name sake is a bit "absent minded" and very powerful never a good combination.)

*looks angrilly at the party leader* "YOU said there were going to be dancing girls!"

"I *knew* we should have taken a right turn at the Phoenix Empire!"

"Vecna? Who's Vecna?"

"Does anybody have (insert name of spell component), I'm fresh out."

"Oh I don't have Carpet of Adhesion, it doesn't do damage, seems like a bad spell."

Call me a stinking mutant again and I'm reporting you to H.R. for racism.