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Scene: a TV Studio.
Mutant Bear: You can call me Yuri, the Russian Tap Dancing Bear from Scotland.
Reporter: Wait. A Russian Tap Dancing Bear from Scotland?
Yuri: Yes.... *does the two-step* my family imigrated. Now, where are my Vodka and Hagus?

*Author's note: I'm not trying to insult anyone here... Just trying to be funny on only 2 hours sleep.*

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

"Behold...I am....MARGARINE MAN!!!! Healthier Than Butter! Lower in Cholesterol! ....okay, you can quit laughing..."

"I AM MEGOS!!! BOW TO YOUR NEW GOD, INSECTS!!!"
"Your fly's open"
"WHAT DARE YOU SA--_oops_"
...*zip*...
"...NOW!!! Where was I...?!"

Scene: An extremely hairy bear (with hibernation as a desadvantage) has been hired to baby sit the genius son of a V.I.P... during winter. Of course the bear falls asleep, just before Junior finds the electris hair trimmer.

BZZZZZZZ!

Mutant Moose: "I'm not sure what it is or why it's growing up there, but a I sure as heck didn't spend any Bio-E on it!"(points to the leg and foot growing out of his antlers)

Here goes a new one:

A female mutant mouse is sitting at a bar, drinking a pint of moonshine, when a male mutant moose walks up a sits down. After a few moments of silence, the mouse turns and looks at the moose and watches him for a few minutes.

Mouse: *with a drunken lisp* Is it true what they say???

Moose: ‘bout what???

Mouse: Is it true about the fact that the bigger you are, the bigger you are down there??

Moose: *Smirks* Weeelll. I don’t like to brag but…..

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Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

The morel of that joke is: Size Level COUNTS.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Figured that someone had to do a joke about it.... and it was pretty funny.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.