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[IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:10 pm
by Rali
Holy Heifer Batman! No, this picture has not been photo shopped; that's a 6 foot tall cow.

LUKE SALKELD, in an article for the Daily Mail, wrote: "The black and white Friesian bullock weighs well over a ton and at the same height as a small elephant, casts a shadow over his cattle companions who are about 5ft.

The heifer, who is almost as high as he is long, lives at the Ferne Animal Sanctuary in Chard, Somerset, after he was left on their doorstep aged just six-days-old.

Nine years on, Chilli has kept on growing, and staff believe the giant will smash a record for Britain's tallest ever cow."

If this guy was a Purebred line of cattle in the Plains of the Free Cattle I'm sure few people would mess with them.

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:06 pm
by Big Red
Here's what scared me:
Despite his grand stature, Chilli only grazes on grass during the day and enjoys the occasional swede as a treat.

:eek:
If we'd have had one of those back in the war, Sweden would be ours!

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:44 pm
by gordyzx9r
The kids trying to push the cow are either very brave, or very dumb.

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:21 am
by CyCo
That's a lot of bull.

8p

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:07 am
by Rali
LOL Bad CyCo :thwak:

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:56 pm
by Nemo235
Can you imagine trying to tip that one?? :lol:

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:23 pm
by Shawn Merrow
Holy cow. :eek:

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:30 am
by CyCo
Or as the Turtles would say, COWabunga!


8p

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:39 am
by Rali
CyCo wrote:Or as the Turtles would say, COWabunga!


8p

I'm gonna need a bigger stick :lol:

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:45 am
by CyCo
Rali wrote:
CyCo wrote:Or as the Turtles would say, COWabunga!


8p

I'm gonna need a bigger stick :lol:


Geez, don't have a cow, man.

8p

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:10 pm
by CyCo
Damn, I don't even have a friesian of speech around here any moore.

What an udder disappointment.

8p

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 2:30 pm
by Library Ogre
If we get any worse with the puns, they're gonna 'angus.

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 2:43 pm
by Shawn Merrow
Mark Hall wrote:If we get any worse with the puns, they're gonna 'angus.



Well we will have to just steer clear of them.

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:28 pm
by Library Ogre
But is it worth the heif'r't?

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:18 am
by Shawn Merrow
Rali wrote:LOL Bad CyCo :thwak:



What's your beef with bad puns? :D

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:14 am
by CyCo
If they don't like bad puns around here, they better hoof it.

8p

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 2:29 pm
by Rathorc Lemenger
Oh-vey.... no Mooooore please. I'm starting to want spare ribs now thanx to you all.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:08 am
by CyCo
Think we've milked this one yet of bad puns?

8p

Re: [IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:13 am
by CyCo
Watch, as more puns go pasteurize.

8p