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taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Okay, what was that racket las-HOLY FLAMING HELLS! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY -FRIDGE-!!!???"
"You really should clean out the refrigerator, Mister Giant! The potato salad went over to Chaos last night and we were forced to take action! "
"..I've gotta set down some ground rules about the use of Volcano Cannons in my kitchen..."

And the mini SOBs decied that Mr.Giant's kitchen now needed a *women's touch* when it came to redocrating said kicthen.

Swab it all down with promethium?

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of cracksatic relgiouse texts and purity seals everywhere.

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of cracksatic relgiouse texts and purity seals everywhere.

"That feta cheese isn't particularly pure."
"Is that why you've got the plastic container welded shut and embossed with warding seals?"
"Sister Apocalpse wanted it incinerated before it acquired sentience."

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of cracksatic relgiouse texts and purity seals everywhere.

"That feta cheese isn't particularly pure."
"Is that why you've got the plastic container welded shut and embossed with warding seals?"
"Sister Apocalpse wanted it incinerated before it acquired sentience."

And the Magos Biologus want to study it, the Tau want it to join the greater good and the Ork want to go all WAAGH! on it while the Tyrannids run away from it in terror.

"And where did all my chocolate go?!"
"...ah, it was sacrificed in the name of promoting better relations between our disparate peoples?*URP!*"
"-ALL of it?!"
"We have millennia of fighting each other. That's a LOT of differences to overcome. You can't just expect us to achieve amity with just one handshake, do you?"

taalismn wrote:"And where did all my chocolate go?!"
"...ah, it was sacrificed in the name of promoting better relations between our disparate peoples?*URP!*"
"-ALL of it?!"
"We have millennia of fighting each other. That's a LOT of differences to overcome. You can't just expect us to achieve amity with just one handshake, do you?"

And the the Mini SOBs threaten to torch the house unless Mr.Giant comes up with more chocolate because in the grim darkness of the 41st milenna there is only war and hot chocolate.

You know it would be terrfingly funny to watch the mini freak out due to a massive sugar rush.

"Ben? Ben Dixon? Is that you? But HOW?!"
"...got resurrected, as you can see."
"But...?!"
"Yeah, I came back as a Robotech miniature...scaled as you see...It's a bummer, seeing as my VF's so small, and I'm proportionately smaller...means I gotta hang with the WH40K Epic guys, so at least I'm not alone."
"That's.... tough."
"Tell me about it! And it hurts that the dismounted Zentraedi are STILL bigger than me..."

taalismn wrote:"Ben? Ben Dixon? Is that you? But HOW?!"
"...got resurrected, as you can see."
"But...?!"
"Yeah, I came back as a Robotech miniature...scaled as you see...It's a bummer, seeing as my VF's so small, and I'm proportionately smaller...means I gotta hang with the WH40K Epic guys, so at least I'm not alone."
"That's.... tough."
"Tell me about it! And it hurts that the dismounted Zentraedi are STILL bigger than me..."

Well if anything it put's life into a cetern perspective.

And just for the fun of it all let the mini Orks watch the reruns of the old 80's WWF matches.

Also you could form the WHWF and post the videos of those matchs on Youtube, espeicaly the matches between the SOBs, female Elders, female Dark Elders female Tau and the Deamonettes.

"Okay, Ben, I got the amplifier set up so you should be easier to hear. You say a lot of the Zentraedi are coming back, too?"
"Well, yeah, and let me tell you, Khyron is ####ed!!!"
Micro-Khyron: "RESTORE ME TO MY PROPER SIZE YOU MICRONIAN DEVILS!!!!"

taalismn wrote:"Okay, Ben, I got the amplifier set up so you should be easier to hear. You say a lot of the Zentraedi are coming back, too?"
"Well, yeah, and let me tell you, Khyron is ####ed!!!"
Micro-Khyron: "RESTORE ME TO MY PROPER SIZE YOU MICRONIAN DEVILS!!!!"

ANNIE: " SQUEEEEEE! "

Kyron " OH GODS NO! "

Micro-Khyron:"Arise my resurrected legions! We may be small in this form, but we are mighty in number! The millions who fell before the micronians' treachery return to wreak their vengeance! We shall overwhelm the micronians and reclaim our glory! We shall-"
HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV"AIEEE!!""AUGH!"HELPPP!!!!""FLEE!"#CRUNCH!CRINGLE#THORP#
Janitor: "...damn game geeks...leaving their stuff all over the floor...."

taalismn wrote:Micro-Khyron:"Arise my resurrected legions! We may be small in this form, but we are mighty in number! The millions who fell before the micronians' treachery return to wreak their vengeance! We shall overwhelm the micronians and reclaim our glory! We shall-"
HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV"AIEEE!!""AUGH!"HELPPP!!!!""FLEE!"#CRUNCH!CRINGLE#THORP#
Janitor: "...damn game geeks...leaving their stuff all over the floor...."

Cheron: " What back already? "

At lest he did not get taken out by the gang of sexualy repessed sisters with flame weapons.

Or got found by the Unattended Game Store Kid.
"Hey! Neat!"
MicroKhyron: "Unhand me, micronian monster!"

taalismn wrote:Or got found by the Unattended Game Store Kid.
"Hey! Neat!"
MicroKhyron: "Unhand me, micronian monster!"

Is the game kid a male or female?

Either way Kyron is ****ed and not in a good way.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Or got found by the Unattended Game Store Kid.
"Hey! Neat!"
MicroKhyron: "Unhand me, micronian monster!"

Is the game kid a male or female?

Either way Kyron is ****ed and not in a good way.

Especially if he's mistaken for a 'green army man' and played with outside.
There are lost legions of plastic soldiers buried in the sandboxes and beaches of America....

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Or got found by the Unattended Game Store Kid.
"Hey! Neat!"
MicroKhyron: "Unhand me, micronian monster!"

Is the game kid a male or female?

Either way Kyron is ****ed and not in a good way.

Especially if he's mistaken for a 'green army man' and played with outside.
There are lost legions of plastic soldiers buried in the sandboxes and beaches of America....

Not to metioned if a stray dog digs him up and decied to use him as a chew toy.

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Not to metioned if a stray dog digs him up and decied to use him as a chew toy.

Sandfleas. And there's always...TIDES.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Not to metioned if a stray dog digs him up and decied to use him as a chew toy.

Sandfleas. And there's always...TIDES.

Not to mention crabs

Seagulls.
Micro-Khyron: "Let GO of me, you infernal monster! Let GO of me, I command you! ...okay, maybe wait until we're on the ground first before releasing me...that ground's coming up awfully fas-"

taalismn wrote:Seagulls.
Micro-Khyron: "Let GO of me, you infernal monster! Let GO of me, I command you! ...okay, maybe wait until we're on the ground first before releasing me...that ground's coming up awfully fas-"

*Splat! * Well it would seem that Kyron's artistic side heavly leans towards *impresslionism*

However the WH40k minis would considered our normal sized animals as good hunting/Tyranid Bio Titans

Actuly there is one wh 40k toy/mini hammer story when the minis get a job as exterminators which is pretty damn cool.

"COCKROACHES!!!! EXTERMINATUS!!"
"No, we can't use bug spray cans to fuel air explosive the infestation. The clients just redecorated their kitchen."

taalismn wrote:"COCKROACHES!!!! EXTERMINATUS!!"
"No, we can't use bug spray cans to fuel air explosive the infestation. The clients just redecorated their kitchen."

Actully in the story I'm talking about the Giant who is stuck with the minis and uses them as a part of his job as an exsterminator says someing along those lines to the minis.

Speaking of which I'm going to head off line and try to work on my own wh 40k toyhammer story.

See you later.